No Candy from Courtney

Me and Courtney in the manager's office at Tower Records sometime in the early 1990's.

Me and Courtney in the manager’s office at Tower Records sometime in the early 1990’s.

No candy from Courtney – no time for trick or treat
No candy from Courtney – he’s not dispensing sweets
No candy from Courtney – don’t ring upon his bell
‘Cause if you bother Courtney, he’ll give you holy hell

No candy from Courtney – you might think he’s a prick
No candy from Courtney – but don’t you play no tricks
No candy from Courtney – and don’t get in his face
‘Cause if you piss off Courtney, he’ll beat you with his bass

No candy from Courtney – but kiddies don’t you grieve
No candy from Courtney – on this All Hallow’s Eve
No candy from Courtney – just thank your lucky stars
‘Cause treats down at the Brainerd House are tainted candy bars

No candy from Courtney – he won’t tell you again
No candy from Courtney – so steer clear of his den
No candy from Courtney – and don’t come back next year
‘Cause if you call next Halloween, he’ll give you cause to fear

 

Here are some links to related posts:

The 40 Grit / Rumpelforeskin Story: https://mannysbookofshadows.wordpress.com/2015/11/08/40-grit-rumpelforeskin/

Rumpelforeskin / Truth Cake / Ride My Grill: https://mannysbookofshadows.wordpress.com/2015/11/08/rumpelforeskin-ride-my-grill-truth-cake/

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